We’re not quite sure the 2023 Premium Jacket tends to create these full-zip hood bug-eyed jackets for men and women.

For some reason, they don’t look as creepy on a tiny female figure but running into someone wearing this at night, on a desolate street, would send most of us running in the other direction.

This is a 100% nylon quilted jacket with a two way front zip closure and removable polycarbonate lenses, which should be removed if you’re ever planning to send this thing to the dry cleaners. So is this creepy or cool?